Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Continue corporeal upkeep with today’s Groupon to Elite Wellness and Weight Loss Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get one anti-cellulite body wrap (an $85 value).
- For $65, you get two anti-cellulite body wraps (a $170 value).
- For $90, you get three anti-cellulite body wraps (a $255 value).<p>
The specialists at Elite Wellness and Weight Loss Center whittle waistlines and cleanse corporeal cores with 60-minute, all-natural body wraps. Before treatments commence, each client meets with a wellness expert for a personal evaluation and to exchange pumpkin-streusel recipes. Once spun around human hides, the warm and luxurious wrap nourishes soul cages with herbal formulas that boost circulation and lymphatic flow. While snugly enclosed in their herbal envelopes, spa-goers expel unwanted wastes and bodily toxins that cause cellulite and unflattering fluff. The detoxification process can help visitors lose up to 14 total inches within an hour, allowing them to fit in their lucky pair of jeans or an overhead storage compartment.
Elite Wellness and Weight Loss
Elite Wellness and Weight Loss Center's clinical director, Jeff L. Drake, D.C., and his welcoming staff are dedicated to helping patrons achieve weight loss through its personalized programs. During one-on-one evaluations, staffers analyze exercise, sleep, and eating habits and use their findings to develop realistic waist-whittling plans and timelines. The center's body wraps and infrared-sauna treatments work to reduce inches and cellulite, which appears as a result of edema and lack of circulation. The staff flushes excess toxins from the body by encasing it in a warm herbal wrap, helping increase circulation, lymphatic function, and empathy for leftovers.