Statistically, home is the place you’re most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a haven with today’s Groupon to Elkhorn Inn & Theatre in Landgraff. Choose between the following options:

• For $59, you get a one-night stay and continental breakfast (up to a $185 value).
• For $99, you get a two-night stay and continental breakfast (up to a $370 value).

The Elkhorn Inn shepherds weary travelers toward rejuvenation with 13 newly restored guest rooms, replete with antique charm and modern amenities. The Greenbrier Room features views of the NS “Pokey” train line and is decorated with a vintage Dorothy Draper lamp, and the Fan Quilt Room’s vintage 1930s feed-sack quilt aesthetically pleases patrons and signals serenity in 18th century courtier code. The Cats and Dogs room charms animal-lovers and settles furry differences with a plethora of pet-themed furnishings. Additional accouterments include claw-foot tubs, and rooms boast modern comforts such as free WiFi and satellite television. After a night filled with whimsically rustic dreams, guests may tuck into an included continental breakfast in the spacious dining room, gaining delicious fuel for a day filled with sightseeing and being seen by the sights.

Like Mother Nature–approved wormholes, The Elkhorn Inn and its grounds provide direct access to woodsy recreation. The inn is located on the ATV-ready Hatfield McCoy trail system, and is a stone’s throw or boulder’s nudge away from the hiking trails of Pinnacle Rock State Park and Panther State Forest. Access to Elkhorn Creek, known for its wild, brown, and rainbow trout, is available, and locomotive enthusiasts may spot railcars directly from their lodgings. The inn is also connected to a theater that often plays host to special events; click here for additional information.