What You'll Get
Oil is one of the most antagonistic liquids, as evidenced by its refusal to play nicely with water and resolve to intrude on yearbook photos. Help oil change for the better with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get two oil changes at Elkins Chevrolet in Marlton (a $59.99 value).
Elkins Chevrolet is a restorative oasis in the desert of automotive disrepair, housing experienced service technicians willing to sully their hands replacing up to five quarts of spent engine grease with a fresh batch of sable lubrication. Cars may employ dipsticks as straws, lapping up two oil changes over the course of a year, making today’s Groupon an ideal fit for two-car families or automobiles piloted by squeaky tin men. Customers may upgrade to synthetic, diesel, or imported olive oil for an additional fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem in full by 7/1/12. Extra fee for synthetic oil. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.