What You'll Get
After properly cooking a lobster, its once brown exoskeleton turns bright red, letting chefs know that it's both ready to serve and profoundly embarrassed for showing up without pants. Make a meal of deliciously mortified seafood with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of fine seafood, chops, and more at Elliott's Seafood Grille & Chop House in Edison Park.
The Elliott family has specialized in creating sumptuous seafood, juicy chops, and pillowy piles of pasta since 1939. Elliott's Seafood Grille & Chop House's stately menu takes tonsils on a tour of succulence with the New York strip, 14 ounces of prime protein, aged a minimum of 21 days to ensure your fork can finally act like a knife for once in its life ($28.95). Elliott's will add horseradish, garlic, peppercorn, or blue cheese to any steak or chop for an additional $2 with a signed waiver promising you will use a breath mint. Appetites indulge in the aquatic awesomeness of stuffed Atlantic salmon, with roasted red peppers, portobello mushrooms, ricotta, and romano cheese, baked in white wine ($19.95). Patrons needling for noodles can try the farfalle with pine nuts and pesto ($11.95) or the penne di lucca, a splendid blend of sausage, spinach, sweet roasted red peppers, tomatoes, and the ability to smell time ($15.95).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per table, 2 per table of 4 or more. Reservation req'd. Not valid 2/14, 5/8, and 6/9. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.