Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair removal treatments at Ethos Spa (a $375 value). Board-certified physicians assure the utmost in pelt-perfecting safety and effectiveness with precision lasers that target and terminate offending follicles. Throughout the session, skin is constantly monitored, showered with compliments, and kept at a comfortable temperature. The number of treatments required for complete bristle busting varies between individuals. This deal is valid for treatment on the chin, upper lip, underarms, sideburns, ears, bellybutton line, neck, and between the eyebrows. Treatments can be spread across multiple areas or used to gang up on a single trouble spot.
Ethos Spa was featured in the Alternative Press:
- The spa has a relaxation room and three treatment rooms. Laser hair removal is the most coveted service. – Shira Vickar-Fox.
If it turns out practice doesn’t make perfect, Ethos Spa’s medical director, Dr. Hardik Soni, will be very disappointed. Dr. Soni, who specializes in non-invasive and minimally invasive cosmetic procedures, has performed more than 35,000 laser treatments over the course of his career. At his spa, he works with a team of plastic surgeons and aestheticians to perform even more, turning to laser beams’ power for a variety of purposes: minimizing the visibility of unsightly veins, tightening skin, and soothing acne. The med spa’s services extend beyond laser treatments, too. The team also instills clients with a youthful glow via microdermabrasion, Botox injections, facials, and making them sleep in glow-in-the-dark cribs.