In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon to Embody. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get a 60-minute advanced massage (a $100 value).
- For $100, you get a 60-minute advanced massage, raindrop therapy, ionic foot cleansing, and take-home detox kit (a $220 value).
The professionally trained and certified therapists at Embody pamper clients with therapeutic massages, cleansing treatments, and other spa services to rehabilitate stressed-out soul sacks. Comfortably await a 60-minute advanced massage on decadent, heated massage tables, and let worries escape through relaxed pores as you soak in the relaxing music and essential oils permeating the air. A veteran massage therapist with more than three years of experience tailors massages to each client’s needs, using extensive knowledge of the body’s inner workings to ease away pain, speed up injury recovery, or induce complete relaxation. Clients choose from a selection of 60-minute massage styles, including joint-soothing orthopedic massage, prenatal massage, and a light lymphatic-drainage treatment to purge the body of toxins and years of Funyun buildup.
If a massage alone won’t sate the brain’s demanding luxury lobe, choose the second option and enjoy additional pampering. After the massage, an ionic foot cleansing utilizes a minute electrical current to extract bodily toxins (a $50 value), and gentle raindrop therapy spoils the spine and feet with aromatic essential oils (a $50 value). After their cleansing experience, clients snag a mini take-home detox kit to continue a toxin-free lifestyle or perform an exorcism on the grime-goblins possessing old takeout boxes in the office fridge (a $20 value).
As a native Alaskan, the owner of Embody understands the physical toll that the area’s harsh winters and surplus of outdoor activities can take on muscles. The massage center’s services take into account this Alaskan way of life, and its certified therapists cater to their neighbors' pain-relief needs with therapeutic bodywork that targets muscles ailing from cold weather or the heavy burden of layered sweaters. Candles, plants, and rock fountains surround the plush beds in the treatment rooms, where therapists ply muscles with soothing massages that ease medical injuries and quiet stress. Essential oils and footbaths can be added on to any treatment; if you crave further relaxation, take home some of Embody’s collection of locally made teas, lotions, and bath salts.