What You'll Get
To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, 18th-century ladies often took snowballs to the face, nuzzled fire-ant hills, and bench-pressed child princes. Give your complexion a painless glow with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour European facial at Emilee’s Salon, located on Mahan Drive (a $60 value).
Using high-end skincare products from brands such as Pevonia Botanica, Emilee's Salon rejuvenates world-weary flesh emoticons with expert facials. With the 60-minute European facial, muddled mugs are first treated to a deep cleansing and exfoliation that unpacks pores of dermagunk and banishes dead skin cells to Crocodile Island. The salon's seasoned skin shamans then apply a moisturizer as muscles are mollified with massages for your hands and arms and legs and feet to keep idle extremities from growing restless and knocking over mailboxes on the way home.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice required. No cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.