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What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's deal: for $50, you get $100 worth of car detailing services from Empire Auto Detailers, a mobile car-care service that will visit your vehicle at your home, work, or favorite missile-silo parking spot. Empire drives its fully equipped service van anywhere within a 20-mile area of the 21210 zip code; a $20 fee applies for locations outside of the radius.
The grand-slam breakfast of car cleaning, Empire Auto’s services spiff up motored wagons with a variety of cleansing services and sweet-smelling convenience. Shed dirt and grime with an express mini detail (small car $75, medium $90, large $110), which utilizes a gentle polymer-boosted hand wash to remove mashed apple after hasty fruit-stand car collisions. After the tender wash, one of Empire's experienced car-stylists will dry the exterior with chamois, wipe the door jambs, scrub the fender, and thoroughly excavate bats and french fries from your vehicle’s wheels, tires, and wheel wells. The interior windows, mirrors, gauges, and dashboard will glisten beneath the practiced detailer's hand, while a hand-applied spray wax provides protection for one month.
All of Empire Auto’s products are eco-friendly and biodegradable, ensuring that troupes of professional dancers can reenact puddle-stomping scenes from Singin’ in the Rain in safety. Empire's fleet of self-sufficient vans tote all the necessary water and electricity needed to get the job done, with no need to ask their van-parents for loans.
Extra-dirty cars and those that contain pet hair are subject to an additional fee. Appointment required for services.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Must use in 1 visit. By appointment only. Subject to availability. 48-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Locations outside of 20-mile radius of Baltimore subject to $20 fee. Cars with pet hair subject to additional fee. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Epic Auto Detailers
The sight of Epic Auto Detailers' white and red vans rolling down the street strikes fear into the scratchy, whirring brushes of automatic car washes everywhere. The source of this dread is not the vans' self-sufficient supply of water and electricity, nor is it the onboard supplies and rain-shielding canopy; it is the technicians riding inside.
Epic Auto Detailers's dedicated detailing perform fully-loaded service packages that incorporate biodegradable carpet shampoos and steam cleaners, paint sealants that last from three months to one year, and waxes that leave cars with the sleek, wet look of a seal zooming down a Slip 'n' Slide. Ever ready to help autos in need, the technicians lend their careful hands to tint windows, install audio and alarm systems, and repair wheels and rims.