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What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's Groupon: for $35, you get an express detail from Empire Auto Detailers (up to a $125 value for mobile service; up to a $100 value for in-shop service). Empire Auto Detailers' mobile services are available to residents in Baltimore, Harford, Howard, and Cecil counties.
Empire Auto Detailers' team of car-buffing car buffs tends to motored wagons with cleansing services featuring eco-friendly products. Cars can relax in the comfort of their home parking spot (or Empire Auto Detailers' shop) while the cleaners melt away dirt and grime with a gentle polymer-boosted hand wash, rinsing the car clean of mashed apple from hasty fruit-stand collisions. After the tender wash, one of the experienced car stylists will dry the exterior with chamois, wipe the doorjambs, scrub the fender, and evict bats and french fries from vehicles' wheels, tires, and wheel wells. The interior windows, mirrors, gauges, and dashboard will glisten beneath the practiced detailer's mitts, and a hand-applied spray wax provides protection for one month. Empire Auto Detailers' self-sufficient vans tote all the necessary water, fully biodegradable chemicals, and electricity needed to get the job done, with no need to ask their van parents for loans.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 10 additional as gifts. Appointment required. Subject to availability. 48hr cancellation notice reqd. Valid only within Baltimore City and Baltimore, Harford, Howard, and Cecil Counties. Extra fee for oversized vehicles, heavily soiled interiors, pet hair, removal of personal effects, and appointments outside of service area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Epic Auto Detailers
The sight of Epic Auto Detailers' white and red vans rolling down the street strikes fear into the scratchy, whirring brushes of automatic car washes everywhere. The source of this dread is not the vans' self-sufficient supply of water and electricity, nor is it the onboard supplies and rain-shielding canopy; it is the technicians riding inside.
Epic Auto Detailers's dedicated detailing perform fully-loaded service packages that incorporate biodegradable carpet shampoos and steam cleaners, paint sealants that last from three months to one year, and waxes that leave cars with the sleek, wet look of a seal zooming down a Slip 'n' Slide. Ever ready to help autos in need, the technicians lend their careful hands to tint windows, install audio and alarm systems, and repair wheels and rims.