What You'll Get
Good dancers really know how to cut a rug, which is why Fred Astaire's carpet lived in fear for most of its life. Facilitate friendly human-rug relations with today's Groupon: for $49, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms from Empire Carpet Care, Inc. (a $105 value). Today's deal is valid in Reno and Sparks, for rooms up to 250 square feet each.
Empire Carpet Care's highly trained cleaning crew purges stains, allergens, and odors from carpets covering commercial and residential spaces. Powered by indentured dust bunnies, a heavy-duty truck-mounted cleaning system infiltrates carpet fibers to evict grimy squatters. Empire Carpet Care guarantees customer satisfaction, inviting homeowners to inspect floor fur following the crew's ablutions. Though not included in today's Groupon, Empire Carpet Care also specializes in upholstery cleaning, 24-hour water-damage repair, and expunging ectoplasm left in bathtubs by inconsiderate poltergeists.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Valid only up to 250 sq. ft per room. Valid only in Reno and Sparks. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.