Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's Groupon, which gets you an economy detail service at Empire Auto Detailers in Beltsville. For an additional $30, Empire's mobile detailing team will visit your vehicle at your home, work, or favorite missile-silo parking spot within 20 miles of the 20705 zip code; additional fee applies for locations outside of that radius (call for details). Choose between the following options:

• $80 for an economy detail for a sedan or coupe (a $160 value)
• $99 for an economy detail for a standard-sized SUV or crossover (a $200 value)

The grand-slam breakfast of car cleaning, Empire Auto Detailers spiffs up motored wagons with a variety of cleansing services and sweet-smelling convenience. Shed dirt and grime with an economy detail, which uses a gentle polymer-boosted hand wash to remove mashed apple after hasty fruit-stand car collisions. After the tender wash, one of Empire's experienced car-stylists will dry the exterior with chamois, wipe the door jambs, scrub the fender, and thoroughly excavate bats and french fries from your vehicle’s wheels, tires, and wheel wells. The interior windows, mirrors, and dashboard will glisten beneath the practiced detailer's hand, and a thorough vacuum and shampoo will turn your carpets into dirt-free foot targets. Vehicle freshness is sealed in with a cherry wax that leaves a long-lasting glossy shine.

All of Empire Auto Detailers’ products are eco-friendly and biodegradable, ensuring that troupes of professional dancers can reenact puddle-stomping scenes from Singin’ in the Rain in safety. For mobile service visits, Empire's self-sufficient vans tote all the necessary water and electricity needed to get the job done, with no need to ask their van-parents for loans.