What You'll Get
Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than having bitter robots washing your car at a gas station, this Groupon gets your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves from Empire Mobile Wash & Detail. Choose between the following options:
- For $42, you get a basic detail (an $85 value).
- For $72, you get The Works detail (up to a $145 value).
The roving detailers of Empire Mobile pay house calls to cruddy cars, bringing along all the supplies necessary for a complete cleanliness overhaul. Like an edible bubble bath, the Empire Mobile team cleans cars inside and out, starting off the two-hour basic detail with a thorough exterior hand washing, and then moving inside to de-gunk floor mats with a sudsy shampoo, wipe down dirty dashboards and center consoles, and purify air vents. Probing cloths eliminate dirt, dust, and forgotten hitchhikers lurking around doorjambs, and a shiny coat of exterior wax makes cars so beautiful that they may draw unsought attention in the form of lewd honks and winking turn signals.
A four-hour The Works detailing treatment picks up where basic detailing leaves off, including extras such as the removal of bugs, gum, and tar from the lower body of the car. Empire Mobile's tireless team scrubs fenders until they shine brightly enough to double as vanity mirrors for narcissistic curbs. The auto experts also clean and dress plastic, rubber trim, and tires. A powerful vacuum inhales the unwanted contents of floors, meticulous hands wipe down leather until it gleams, and window washers wipe glass without leaving a single hoof print.
Though Empire Mobile Wash & Detail sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only in service area. Extra fee for oversized vehicles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Empire Mobile Wash & Detail
No one has ever visited Empire Mobile Wash & Detail. Instead, the detailing service comes to its clients, eliminating travel inconveniences by cleaning vehicles of all sizes at clients’ homes and offices. Technicians roll up to appointments in trucks stocked with supplies, from power washers and generators to de-ionized, spot-free water and wax, which adds shine more discreetly than installing extra rearview mirrors. They then clean cars with hand washes or the meticulous details, such as The Works, which encompasses interior vacuuming, exterior waxing, and bug, gum, and tar removal. A satisfaction guarantee backs all handiwork, promising that staffers will return for free to eradicate any unusually tenacious grime.