What You'll Get
Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than having bitter robots doctoring your car, this Groupon gets your ride the luxurious human touch it deserves: for $30, you get one windshield-chip repair from Empire Mobile Wash & Detail (a $60 value). This Groupon is good for chips the size of a quarter, with further cracks costing an additional $10 each. Click here to view available service areas.
The roving repairmen of Empire Mobile pay house calls to dented cars, bringing along all the supplies necessary to seal windshield cracks and prevent rock chips from spreading. After assessing windshield blemishes, which can include pits, starbursts, or cracks, experts apply a strong bond to the splintered glass, preventing expansion and eliminating the need to replace the entire windshield with an old fish tank. The process takes 30–45 minutes and can also decrease the visibility of chips and improve windshield clarity, making cars so beautiful that they may draw unsought attention in the form of lewd honks and winking turn signals. If cracks have spread too far, the windshield may need replacing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for chips up to the size of a quarter. $10 extra fee for additional chips. Valid only in select areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Empire Mobile Wash & Detail
No one has ever visited Empire Mobile Wash & Detail. Instead, the detailing service comes to its clients, eliminating travel inconveniences by cleaning vehicles of all sizes at clients’ homes and offices. Technicians roll up to appointments in trucks stocked with supplies, from power washers and generators to de-ionized, spot-free water and wax, which adds shine more discreetly than installing extra rearview mirrors. They then clean cars with hand washes or the meticulous details, such as The Works, which encompasses interior vacuuming, exterior waxing, and bug, gum, and tar removal. A satisfaction guarantee backs all handiwork, promising that staffers will return for free to eradicate any unusually tenacious grime.