A psychic seer warned Caesar to “beware the Ides of March,” and though he was coincidentally stabbed on that day, she was actually referring to the rock band whose “Vehicle” is played almost daily. Avoid futuristic confusion and too-catchy rock tunes with today’s Groupon for a psychic reading from Jarrett, the psychic reader at Enchanted Cottage on the corner of H Street and 1st Street. Readings can be done in-person or over the phone. This Groupon also includes 25% off all store merchandise. Choose from one of the following options:
- $15 for a half-hour reading (a $45 value)
- $35 for a one-hour reading (a $75 value)
Enchanted Cottage offers spiritual dabblers and mystic professionals alike a place to escape into their consciousness and reconcile warring ids and egos with the promise of head-clearing products and serenity-streaming classes and readings. Each 30- or 60-minute session will be with Jarrett, the cottage’s professional reader, whose single-name status puts him in such similarly competent company as Sting, Prince, and Millard. Jarrett works sans tarot cards, so he can give visitors a detailed, personal and card-less psychic reading. Afterward, head to the store for a 25% discount on everything from meticulously carved wood wall hangings ($40) to the subtle scents of vanilla incense ($3), which leaves homes with an authentically sweet smell without plastering the walls with french-vanilla ice cream.
Enchanted Cottage is both a tranquility oasis and a vast armory of mind-massaging products, offering wound-up citizens a chance to decompress among like-minded, peace-seeking patrons. A reading with Jarrett may help answer lingering questions about relationships, careers, and whether the Pythagorean theorem can actually be trusted, and the thoroughly pacifying atmosphere is like a well-staffed beanbag for the soul.
30 H St.
Bakersfield, California 93304Get Directions