What You'll Get
Before becoming the first person to swim the English Channel, Matthew Webb completed practice laps on the Thames and became fluent in jellyfishese. Break your own physical records with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a summer fitness package at End Result Fitness (a $600 value).
End Result Fitness triggers self-assurance with customized personal-training sessions and results-oriented nutritional coaching. A summer fitness package commences by exercising jaw muscles with a pre-fitness assessment, during which a sage counselor discusses goals, a proposed fitness plan, and possible buddy tattoos (a $150 value). Through the nutritional program, participants explore how to burn calories without sacrificing their favourite foods (a $50 value) before diving into a private personal-training session, which supports losing weight, building muscle, or redistributing weight into an exact replica of a brown bear to fend off predators (a $150 value). Today's deal also includes a gift card for furnishing friends and prefriends with the opportunity to jump through fitness-boosting hoops (a $150 value). Personal-training sessions available with the included gift card start at $37.50 and reach as high as $85, depending on experience level and client needs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. By appointment only. New clients only. Non-transferable. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.