What You'll Get
Without goals, no one would unicycle the Appalachian Trail or train a flock of carrier pigeons to deliver meat pies to unsuspecting haberdashers. Today's Groupon helps you achieve myriad goals with a fitness trainer's expertise and motivation: for $45, you get three 50-minute private personal training sessions at Endless Possibilities (a $180 value).
The certified personal trainers at Endless Possibilities use simple training methods and equipment to turn regular people into regular people who can lift much heavier objects. Each customer's three training sessions are customized based on a discussion of personal fitness goals, from casting a slimmer shadow to crushing anvils with one's six-pack. Under the motivational guidance of an experienced trainer, learn the art of contractile tissue cultivation through a fun, variety-filled session of lifting, pushing, pulling, crawling, flipping tractor tires, and swinging sledgehammers. Endless Possibilities' certified trainers use their extensive education and plenty of encouragement to help clients become personal-trainer lookalikes without acquiring a closet full of neon leotards.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Subject to availability. Must sign waiver. Must be 16 or older, under 18 must have be accompanied by guardian. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.