Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon to Enduring Cosmetics. Choose from the following options:
- For $149, you get six sessions of laser hair removal for small-size areas (up to an $800 value).
- For $249, you get six sessions of laser hair removal for medium-size areas (up to a $1,400 value).
- For $399, you get six sessions of laser hair removal for large-size areas (up to a $2,000 value).
Enduring Cosmetics’ attentive aesthetician Mandy Daum resurfaces rough skin with non-invasive laser hair-removal and skincare treatments. Using the gentle Cynosure laser, Mandy neatens gnarly brows and rids upper lips of villainous mustaches in 10- to 15-minute sessions. Or banish bramble with a half-hour medium-size hair-removal treatment such as the Brazilian, which landscapes patches of netherforest, or the stomach session, which leaves abdominal skin smooth enough to confidently flaunt fuzz-free tattoos of Eli Whitney. During 45- to 60-minute sessions, the gentle laser can upend larger regions of unwanted hair, including full leg-and-back surfaces, to keep superhero capes flapping freely.
A series of six sessions ensures optimal results, providing longer-lasting elimination of troublesome follicles than shaving or chanting ancient hair-removal spells. Each treatment takes place in Enduring Cosmetics’ calming office, which greets guests with neutral walls, ivory trim, and a large clock that proudly models its own beardless visage.