Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $129, you get three lipo-laser treatments at Enlighten Laser (up to a $600 value).

Enlighten Laser's staff creates slimmer silhouettes by curbing excess fat anywhere on the body during 15-minute, non-invasive lipo-laser procedures. During complimentary consultations, clients can express their goals and epidermal concerns to skincare professionals verbally or via intricate games of connect-the-dots, after which patients relax beneath the laser as a topical cooling gel safeguards sensitive skin. Most width-whittlers will respond to a trio of appointments, and the staff suggests a spacing of appointments over one to two weeks. The procedure can shed between 2 to 6 centimetres and requires no downtime, so clients can immediately try out their thinned frames by sliding between parked cars or jumping through child-sized mirrors to Wonderland.