$39 For Multi-Technique Massage from Enlightened Health

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Right outside the bustling epicenter of Miami is a cozy cranny known as Enlightened Health. Step inside and you'll quickly realize that the serene surroundings are only the tip of the tranquil iceberg. With today's transcendent deal, $39 gets you a comprehensive 50-minute Enlightened Massage, a $95 value. Surrender your worries to the skilled hands of Dr. Maria Delgado and her staff, and approach nirvana.

During your professor-hour of euphoria, your massage therapist will utilize eight different healing modalities to untie knots and unkink kinks. The first is shiatsu, which is the use of fingers and palms on specific areas related to your nervous system, making them sparkle with bursts of euphoria like Mario getting his star fix. Then there’s hot stone, placing warm stones on key relaxation points, and reflexology, applying pressure to targeted zones of your feet. You’ll receive hydrotherapy and aromatherapy, using water and scents (respectively) to soothe your body and mind (jointly). You’ll get the standard oiling, kneading, and stretching massage known as a Swedish, and its more assertive cousin, the deep tissue. The final technique, Tui-Na, involves rubbing between joints to help balance the energy channels in your body.

Any oils and linens used in your session will follow Enlightened Health's wholesome approach to a healthy lifestyle. The staff uses only organic natural oils and linens that are free of synthetics, pesticides, and toxic substances. This all-natural mindset, coupled with a glorious massage, will help you achieve an inner-peace within 50 minutes that a monk might chase for a lifetime.


Enlightened Health left Yelpers feeling warm and fuzzy inside and out:

  • Personal customized sincere attention. They fixed my back so I could dance at my wedding! Every time I go I feel completely relaxed and leave feeling like a new person. Cozy, clean and extremely professional. – rosana e.
  • Dr. Delgado has a super office. I felt very much relaxed by the ambiance and she is very good at her craft. – Faith H.
  • Dr. Maria Delgado is very knowledgeable, friendly and eager to help. – Melitza S.

Less Notable Beatles

Massages are great for melting away tension, especially when you bring a friend (or band mate) who you’ve been prickly with lately. If relaxing massages had been more available in 1960s Liverpool, the Beatles probably could’ve taken their own advice to “work it out” and remain a 24-piece ensemble, instead of firing all but four members. Rock historians have painstakingly pieced together what they believe is a list of the early, cast-off members of the Beatles, but as they say, “Tomorrow never knows”:

  • Jorge, Paug, Snog, and Pringle
  • Jom, Porge, Snail, and Jimbo
  • Don, Saul, Lore, and Data
  • Yan, June, Rodge, and Jingle
  • Blog, Snopes, Dogg, and Shinguard

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The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Apr 20, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New clients only. 1 per person, multiple as gifts. Valid only for 50-minute Enlightened Massage. Not valid with other offers. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Enlightened Health

Enlightened Health

Massage, Full Body
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