Hair has an annoying habit of growing all over our bodies, which makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Conquer uncooperative haircoats with today’s Groupon: for $119, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on one area at ENT & Audiology Associates (up to a $525 value).
Ildiko Varga, a certified laser specialist with more than 18 years of experience, shepherds uninvited follicular flocks out of bodily pastures with swift, noninvasive laser precision. Over three meetings, ladies can purge pelts from a slew of areas, including bikini lines (a $125 value/treatment); face, lip, and sideburns (a $125 value/treatment); or underarms (a $100 value/treatment). Men can exile whiskers from the beard area down to the front of the neck (a $175 value/treatment), declare each eyebrow an independent entity (a $35 value/treatment), or make abdomens as smooth as a freshly greased orca (a $100 value/treatment). Each session can last anywhere from 30 minutes to one hour.