Catching a cab is a tricky endeavor; one must extend one's arm, hold it steady, and then carefully swing the butterfly net so that it doesn't bend the cab's antenna. Catch a ride the easy way with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a reliable ride home in your own vehicle from Entourage Transportation Group (a $26 value). This Groupon covers the $20 pick-up fee and the first two miles.
Operating until 3 a.m. every night, Entourage Transportation Group conveys partygoers and their automobiles home safely after a night out. A fully licensed and insured chauffeur cruises on a compactable scooter to bars, restaurants, parties, or moonshiners' black-tie balls, folds up the humble hog for stowing in the trunk, and carefully pilots you and your roadcraft home at a rate of $3 per mile. Whether you've had a few or a few too many drinks, the service ensures clients get back to their own beds and relieves beloved vehicles of the worry of overnight parking tickets, theft, or embarrassing "wash me" window messages. Committed to customer safety, Entourage Transportation Group thoroughly screens the backgrounds of all new hires and frequently administers drug tests.