Americans have sought alternative tanning sources ever since the sun went rogue and started burning nonwitches in the early '70s. Safely sun-kiss your skin with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a full-body spray tan from Envy Tan (a $35 value), a mobile airbrush-tanning company. This deal is valid for Pensacola, Pace, Orange Beach, and the Gulf Shores areas.

Certified tanning technician Roxy Woods delivers door-to-door airbrush tans for every body and skin type using a DHA spray solution. This pigmentally potent potion contains vitamins, anti-aging formula, and skin-firming copper technology and can help correct and prevent damage caused by overexposure to the sun. Once the bronze tint of DHA encounters your skin’s amino acids, they join forces to disguise cellulite, stretch marks, and uneven skin tones, creating more statuesque exteriors. Each natural-looking, customized tan takes up to 30 minutes and lasts seven to 10 days before gradually fading away like a real suntan or summer romance.