Clothing is like a mirror: it's not quite as effective if you stand behind it instead of inside it. Transcend scrutiny with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of custom apparel from eph Apparel, with various fitting locations and options.

Cloaking illustrious men in customized professional attire, eph Apparel tailors over 1000 different fabrics and patterns to fit flawlessly. The unique fitting process awakens dormant looks by allowing polished dons to peruse an abundance of swatches before settling on the right colours and patterns to refine their look and reupholster their flying carpet. Customization includes each patron's input on everything from the number of buttons to the intricacies of the lapel. A series of 18 measurements are taken to ensure accurate fit, flatter body posture, and formulate a dapper clone army. Step out in a 100-per-cent cotton or cotton/polyester blend dress shirt (starting at $49.99) or flirt with wrinkle-resistant wool and polyester slacks (starting at $74.99). All garments, including the sprightly soft suits (starting at $289.99), are hand delivered within four weeks of ordering, after scrupulous crafting and hushed questioning of a magic 8-ball.