Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic-court date. Spruce up with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of custom men's business wear from EPH Apparel.

EPH Apparel's sewing gurus outfit fellows in stylish and practical business wear and cut each article by hand with more than 50 customizations, including thousands of fabrics in various colours, patterns, and grades. Choosing from a variety of products, clients order all-cotton shirts ($49.99+) tailored to classic fit, modern slim fit, or cubist fit. Custom pleated pants ($74.99+) emerge from a choice of fabric grades such as a stain- and wrinkle-resistant wool-and-polyester blend or breathable 100% wool. Vests button down torsos ($69.99+), and cotton and silk pocket squares ($24.99+) convey charm and double as tablecloths for forest sprites.

EPH charges no additional costs for customizations, so clients can feel free to design to their brains' right sides' content. EPH's garment gardeners grow clothes to fit based on 18 measurements and delivers each order free and in-person within four weeks of the order. A Flawless Fit guarantee reimburses unsatisfied clients for up to $75 worth of alteration fees on any ordered products.