What You'll Get
The top three most efficient modes of human-powered transportation are (in no particular order): Flintstone cars, bicycles, a palanquin carried by the various monarchs you've conquered and overthrown. Make sure the most feasible of these is in perfect working order with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a bike tune-up and wash at Epic Bikes in McDonough (a $95 value).
Epic Bikes stocks a vast inventory of bicycles as well as components, accessories, and apparel. Their full-service, 18-point tune-up and wash makes any species of two-wheeled cycle road-ready. The overhaul begins with a thorough cable and drive-chain cleaning and lubing. Surgical adjustments are made to the tension of the brakes, ensuring riders can stop on a dime, pick it up, and buy a Chiclet without ever dismounting. Derailleurs are inspected and rebuffed to transform sticky gears into smooth shifters, while wobbly wheels undergo a truing process to increase pedal-pumping efficiency and ease momentum retention. Because of the high level of detail involved in today's offered tune-up, customers should plan to be without their trusty rides throughout the approximately 1–3 days of service.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per bike. By appointment only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.