A well-rounded diet embraces eats from all of the food guide's categories, including vegetables, soft rocks, water, and vitamin water. Assemble a complete meal with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of gourmet fare and ingredients from Epicureanfoods.com. This Groupon does not include the $9.99 flat shipping rate required for all purchases, regardless of package size and geographic location. Pickups are not permitted.

At Epicureanfoods.com, shoppers can click through a wide-ranging online catalogue of hard-to-find, individually tested gourmet foods from sources around the world. The site's array of spreads and appetizer ingredients includes such offerings as The Garlic Box's olive-and-garlic tapenade ($12.99). Meanwhile, pasta and rice options, such as La Risera's zucchini risotto ($7.99), can quell Italianate cravings and can give lessons on chiaroscuro painting. Shoppers with sweet teeth can sink them into Rootham sherried cherry-raspberry jam ($9.99) or Biscuits by Bailey's key-lime-margarita biscuits ($4.99). Epicureanfoods.com houses its worldly wares in a climate-controlled warehouse, gives them thorough instruction in elocution and comportment, and ships them to customers using earth-friendly packing materials.