Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shaving Mount Rushmore. Attend to your anatomy with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an Equilibrium Band from Equilibrium Bands (a $39.99 value).
Equilibrium Bands exploit the hidden powers of negative ion particles to improve the well-being of those wearing the colourful bracelet on their wrist. The ionizing band conducts industrious negative-ion molecules that exist in nature and Albert Einstein's refrigerator as they radiate their way into the wearer's bloodstream. There, the ions do their invisible work to increase oxygen flow to the brain, promoting health benefits across a spectrum of indicators, including uplifting the immune system, improving blood circulation, and enhancing strength, balance, and flexibility. In addition, the stylish wrist-rechargers are believed to escalate levels of serotonin, the neurochemical linked to such desirable attributes as boosted daytime energy, decreased stress, and a sexier phone voice.