If not properly cared for, bodies are likely to revolt, trapping active, motivated souls in a vessel that won't stop sneezing on other people's food. Keep vitality vessels in line with today's Groupon to Eric Alt Salon in Saddle River. Choose between the following options:
• For $25, you get $60 worth of waxing services.
• For $25, you get a mani-pedi (a $60 value).
Eric Alt Salon's amiable staff imbues salon-goers with a full line of beautifying services, focusing on waxing fluffy forms and pampering dowdy digits. The staff exiles unwanted fuzz from a variety of bodily surfaces, so customers can de-moss an upper lip ($15) or full face ($50) for a hairless headshot, or prepare their southern hemispheres for beach debuts and days of forgotten pants with a bikini wax ($40) or Brazilian ($50+). Alternatively, clients can cater to claws with an approximately 90-minute spa mani-pedi that will leave fingers ready to increase words-per-minute records and toes eager to practice penmanship.