Like painting an Easter egg, painting a house encourages the expression of individual taste, yet fails to bestow the satisfaction of chucking the finished product at a passing car. Festively festoon a room with today's Groupon: for $89, you get one room painted with two coats of paint, from Eric's Painting Services, serving a 40-mile radius around Franklin (a $220 value). This Groupon does not include the cost of paint and is valid for any room with dimensions up to 12'x12' and ceilings up to 8 feet high.
The bonded and insured squad of chromatic commandos at Eric's Painting Services travels with a stockpile of professional equipment, coating bland vertical surfaces in high-quality paint. The floor and furniture are lovingly draped with a protective cloth before the team thoroughly repairs any of the walls' small dents, cracks, and wormholes. Two coats of paint follow preparation, transforming dull walls into rich, vibrant façades. All tools, tape, and miscellaneous painters are removed from the premises after the service.