What You'll Get
Although it doesn't provide the discomfort and high-ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute massage from Erika Altaffer (a $70 value).
Erika Altaffer is a massage therapist with seven years of medical and spa-massage experience in her relaxation tool belt. For 60 minutes, let her apply her full arsenal of massage techniques to target your beleaguered torso, expertly removing knots from your muscles like a master sailor with surprisingly kempt hands. Each session is tailored to suit the individual customer, with benefits that range from pain alleviation and fatigue reduction to improved circulation, increased lymphatic function, and full exorcism of midnight haunts and apparitions. The private, spa-treatment rooms at Erika's spa are ideal for floating away on a dizzy cloud of stress relief. Details such as plush treatment beds and warm candlelight add to the peaceful experience. You'll leave the spa as relaxed and content as a January oyster that's already exceeded its annual pearl quota.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is Forfeited. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.