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What You'll Get
Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire path to disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon to Escape Massage. This deal is valid at Escape Massage locations in Midlothian, Richmond, and Mechanicsville. Choose between the following options:
- For $38, you get a 60-minute therapeutic Swedish massage (a $77 value).
- For $49, you get a 90-minute therapeutic Swedish massage (a $98 value).
Escape Massage's certified therapists shear bodies of outer world worries with soothing therapeutic massages. Each Swedish session begins as clients sink into a heated massage table, allowing their bodies to be buoyed up by 3-inch high-density foam and soft flannel sheets. The tension tamer then utilizes flowing strokes to coax stress from overworked bone and muscle houses, attempting to restore balance to the body, alleviate anxiety, and leave life vessels more relaxed than a meditating Jazz saxophonist carved from cream cheese. Equipped with quiet heaters and indirect wall sconces dimmed to the client's comfort, the spacious treatment rooms transport visitors to a more peaceful plane of existence free from stress, pain, and tuba players.
Though Escape Massage sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Richmond Massage
The certified therapists behind Richmond Massage knead away curmudgeonly knots seven days a week inside 10 private and two couples massage rooms. Three-inch high-density foam massage tables cushion bodies while warm waves of heat fend off goose bumps as they disperse through custom fitted microfiber sheets and quiet heaters. After therapists dim the wall sconces, they manipulate sinews with Swedish massage techniques, and optional deep-tissue, aromatherapeutic, and hot-stone techniques, concluding each session with hot towels upon request. Richmond Massage also provides prenatal massage tables, which come with specially designed padding and pillows that allow moms-to-be to lay face-down and solicit parenting advice from Mother Earth. Richmond Massage is open 7 days a week.