The Scots developed golf to irk common loch pests, like merats, locharoaches, and Nessie, who to this day rarely surfaces for fear of being beaned by a well-aimed ball. Brush up your monster-vexing skills with today's Groupon: for $69 get 18 holes of golf for two people plus the use of a cart at Escondido Country Club (up to a $138 value).
Escondido Country Club boasts one of the finest golf courses in the San Diego area. The championship course stretches 6,140 yards and offers splendid vistas of velvety greens and rolling mountains. Sand traps throw exciting challenges into any afternoon. Masterfully avoid stepping on cracks that break mothers' backs by rolling over them (mothers, that is) in the included golf cart. Much like at a home fumigation, proper attire is required on the course at all times.
Escondido Country Club
Escondido Country Club's 6,140-yard championship golf course rests in the rolling landscape of the long coastal mountain valley. Players can warm up swinging arms with range balls before heading out to the first tee. Designed by Harry and David Rainville, the rolling course has challenged generations of golfers since opening in 1963. After butting heads with sand traps and zooming a cart around the path, divot-diggers garbed in appropriate attire can imbibe frothy sips of draft beer or fizzy soda in the clubhouse. Golfers can complete their recharge by knocking back Angus beef burgers and telling longwinded tales of the hole-in-one that got away.
1800 Country Club Ln.
Escondido, California 92026Get Directions