What You'll Get
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon.
$999 for LASIK Corrective Surgery for One Eye ($2,000 Value)
Guided by a 3-D model of the eye, Dr. Espaillat uses lasers to reshape anesthetized corneas, treating near- or farsightedness in 15–30 minutes. A free consultation determines eligibility for the treatment, and ineligible patients will receive a full refund.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Espaillat Eye & Laser Institute
Dr. Espaillat, who has performed thousands of ocular surgeries and laser treatments, brings his eyeful of expertise to a practice that focuses on custom LASIK and cosmetic laser treatments. His custom approach to LASIK incorporates highly detailed 3-D maps of each eye, drawn by child psychics, which affords him greater precision and a higher rate of success. Lasers find their way into a variety of his other services, such as blepharoplasty, which lifts eyelids for a more youthful appearance.