Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your body into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon to eSpalon. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute go deep massage (a $60 value).
- For $35, you get a signature mani-pedi with a bonus paraffin-wax treatment (a $90 value).
During the massage, a skilled therapist will use mystical techniques to stretch and relax tense muscles. The relieving one-hour kneading is an ideal choice for fleshoskeletons suffering from soreness and high levels of existential stress. Alternatively, relax in the mani-pedi room as your hands and feet are beautifully primped like boy-princes resting atop cushions of fresh fruit. The included paraffin-wax treatment will then warm, moisturize, and soften arm paddles hardened from years of walking on hands. All services are held in a comforting arena of relaxation, where a friendly staff of master soothers will dispense each treatment with care, precision, and dedication.