Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your body into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon to eSpalon of Memphis. Choose between the following options:

• For $45, you get a signature facial with your choice of a rejuvenating mask (a $110 value).
• For $35, you get a haircut, shampoo, moisturizing conditioning treatment, deep massage conditioning treatment, and style (a $75 value).

The maestros of facial beautification and stylish snipper wielders at eSpalon help clients relax and look their most glance-worthy during rejuvenating treatments and trendy trims. Each custom eSpalon facial ($95) employs a four-in-one machine to wash, examine, exfoliate, and massage visages, all while playing records and spot welding a car. A cleansing wash rejuvenates skin with a blend of vitamins, oils, and extracts from the sea, before a magnifying-lamp analysis helps identify skin problems such as acne, blemishes, or the early stages of a Kafkaesque transition into an insect. Next, an exfoliation removes the outermost skull sheath to reveal fresh skin while evicting no-goodniks loitering in pores. A dashing dermis is welcomed into the world with a relaxing massage and light steam, followed by a choice of one of three aromatherapy masks ($15) to relax clients with a calming olfactory kneading.

The all-inclusive haircut package styles scalps with modish manes while restoring strength to each strand with a deeply moisturizing conditioner and shampoo. Creating custom coifs, the talented trimmers snip and style to fashion divine ’dos. During trims and facials, clients bask in the comfortable surroundings of the clean spa, gaze at the calming, earthy tones, and let the elegant, trickling stone fountain remind them that their bathtub has been overflowing since last week.

Reviews

More than 440 Facebookers like eSpalon of Memphis, and six Yahoo! Locals give it a four-star average:

• Everything and every person associated with this business exudes professionalism. The equipment is state-of-the-art. The atmosphere is ecletic and serene. The products used are wonderful. There's not a day that I leave this place that I don't feel like a millon bucks, not to mention looking like one!!! – melyoung, Yahoo! Local