In much of the world, soccer is known as "football" and the American president is referred to as "The Ameriking." Embrace cultural differences without using your hands with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a Red Bulls team hat (an $18 value) and a 200-level corner-flag seat (a $33 value) to see the New York Red Bulls play against the Chicago Fire on Saturday, August 13 at 7:30 p.m. in Harrison, New Jersey (a $51 total value).
The New York Red Bulls compete in the MLS’s Eastern Conference, in which they’re currently nestled near the top of the standings. Fútbol fans can get cozy in a second-level, corner-flag seat to watch a surfeit of cardio exercise when the Red Bulls and their Midwest rivals, the Chicago Fire, square off. With international superstars Thierry Henry and Rafa Márquez of FC Barcelona fame, the Red Bulls are a force to be reckoned with, not unlike bees that sting hundreds of humans and pollinate millions of flowers each year. As the Chicago Fire's roster boasts Marco Pappa, the scorer of the 2010 AT&T Goal of the Year, Red Bulls fans can let them know where they stand with stylish trucker caps (an $18 value) emblazoned with Red Bulls iconography.
The stadium boasts a partial roof that lets in sunshine while covering all seats, as well as protecting shirtless fans from turning into prunes and losing expensive temporary tattoos during rainstorms. The first 5,000 fans younger than 12 years old to enter the stadium will find the deal's included headgear accompanied by a free Adidas Thierry Henry T-shirt.