A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new duds with today's Groupon: for $39, you get $100 worth of designer jeans and a custom fitting at espy.

As featured in the Calgary Herald, espy's elite squad of style-spotters, led by owner Megan Szanik, gathers choice fashions from around the globe. Inside a 3000-square-foot retail space, complete with silent alarm to summon the fashion police, more than 1000 pairs of jeans in more than 100 styles await new owners. The boutique stocks women's jeans measuring 24–38 inches (sizes 0–18) and men's jeans measuring 28–40 inches, both with inseams up to 36 inches, in designer labels such as Levi's ($99+), Mavi ($99+), and Fidelity ($199+). Armed with a world-class fashion sense and the innate ability to win 5K charity runs in stilettos, a devoted lineup of full-time fashion stylists are eager to perform fittings and ensure that each customer selects jeans that flatter their figures.