Without clothes, there would be no laundromats, and without laundromats, most of us would never get to see strangers' underwear. Enjoy clothes ownership's ancillary benefits with today's Groupon: for $39, you get $100 worth of designer jeans and custom fittings at espy.

At espy, fashion savant Megan Szanik and her elite style squad orchestrate custom fittings of designer jeans, a method earning the boutique nods from outlets such as the Calgary Herald. The 3,000-square-foot retail space houses more than 100 handpicked denim styles that flatter male and female silhouettes with a wide range of sizes and inseams, perfect for picking out western-themed wear for the 10-day Calgary Stampede, which is celebrating its 100th anniversary July 6–15. Before customers leap into jeans, fashion stylists measure leg and hip dimensions to gauge an ideal fit and whether one harbours an innate talent for grape stomping. Women’s jeans range from 24 to 38 inches (sizes 0–18) and men's jeans range from 28 to 40 inches, both with inseams up to 36 inches, from labels such as Mavi ($99–$129), Fidelity ($199+), and Cookie Johnson ($179). Though not included in this offer, wearers can further complement bottoms with the help of tops ($19–$149) by dozens of elite designers that attract stares from even the most stoic mannequins.