Overgrown body hair results from a genetic trait passed down from one's maternal grandfather, or contracted while making out with a teenage werewolf. Tame your fringe with today's Groupon: for $150, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on underarms or bikini line at Essence MedSpa & Wellness Center (a $1,020 value).

The trained professionals at Essence MedSpa & Wellness Center use radio-frequency therapy to banish unwanted body hair in a peaceful setting. After taking into account individual characteristics such as hair color, body chemistry, and cellular carrier, Essence's certified staff of whisker-whackers aim pulsating beams of light at the rogue bristles nesting under arms or across bikini lines, damaging follicles to reduce their potential for regrowth. Six treatments should imbue the tress-trimmed with the confidence to slap high-fives with little to no underarm-hair interference, or to visit the beach without donning pesky cover-ups or diverting attention by kicking over sand hippodromes. Each laser treatment lasts an average of 15–20 minutes, and is less painful than razors, or hot wax.

Essence MedSpa's calming earth-toned walls, warm lighting, and floral accents let patrons unwind in peace. All guests are invited to take a seat in a choice of relaxation lounges, let off steam in the cedar-wood saunas, or wash away stress and maple-syrup moustaches under a rainfall shower.