Milk and honey is an age-old duo, much like comedy and tragedy or backward baseball caps and backward tuxedos. Double dip in decadence with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a Honey Cellulite Ritual body wrap at Essence MedSpa & Wellness Center (a $110 value).

The professional technicians at Essence MedSpa & Wellness Center restore shine to skin with body wraps that slather patrons and their beauty-conscious spirit animals with naturally derived ingredients. Fijian honey and coconut milk rain-dance together in the Honey Cellulite Ritual, a 50-minute treatment that seeks out toxins and firms loosened skeleton coats. An impromptu aria designates the conclusion of the treatment, which finds technicians spoiling pates with a scalp massage fueled by Fijian elixirs.

Though Essence MedSpa & Wellness Center sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.