While it's true that a mind is a terrible thing to waste, faces are actually rather expendable—easily replaced with a felt-tipped pen and a little imagination. Prettify a current face with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one custom facial session from Essence of Energy (a $200 value).

Essence of Energy reinvigorates weary bodies with an eclectic roster of spa treatments, including electrical muscle stimulation, detoxification, and facial treatments. Each custom facial session begins with a chat between a technician and the customer to determine which combination of up to eight facial treatments is best for his or her individual face. After finalizing the proper course with a few rounds of rock-paper-scissors, the pageant of facemasks commences. Slumping jowls are cheered up with a bio face lift, which sends low-level microcurrent electricity through the skin, mimicking the body's own natural impulses and cultivating overall skin health. Next, customers might opt for the skin scrubber treatment or the skin-tightening photon treatment, which uses seven different colours of light to eliminate toxins, decrease inflammation, encourage oxygen supply, and throw a five-minute forehead rave.

Other custom facial options include Essence of Energy's diamond microdermabrasion, a non-invasive skin refinishing during which diamond heads gently rub off the top layer of skin particles, taking with them dirt, debris, and unwelcome pigmentation. Custom facials can be capped off with a microcurrent & LED mask, which combines electrical impulses and manual manipulations to leave the skin with a suppleness and elasticity of tree ripened rubber-band ball.