Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Slenderize your alien vessel with today's Groupon to Essential Energetics Clinic in Wakefield. Choose between the following body-slimming cold-laser options:
• For $999, you get six Zerona treatments and three enhancement treatments (up to a $2,500 value).
• For $1,499, you get nine Zerona treatments and five enhancement treatments (up to a $3,000 value).
Essential Energetics Clinic's trained technicians liquefy fat with Zerona cold lasers, trimming and toning patients' bodies. The treatment series begins with a 90-minute consultation to gather measurements, ascertain weight-loss goals, and evacuate the first round of couch-hogging fat tissues. Applied to the body's front and sides for 20 minutes each, the Zerona laser melts subcutaneous cells and dismisses their fluids through the body's natural detoxification system. A five-minute lymphatic massage rounds out each trimming treatment and customized enhancements such as acupuncture with magnets, additional cold lasering, or a 23-minute detoxifying footbath complement each patient's unique needs, desires, and bionic limbs.
Essential Energetics Clinic encourages patients to maximize Zerona’s efficacy by scheduling appointments at 72-hour intervals. With little-to-no discomfort or downtime posttreatment, patients can quickly return to perfunctory tasks such as sketching the mailman’s portrait from memory.
Desneige Acupuncture and Allergy Center
Desneige Acupuncture and Allergy Center's medical director, registered nurse Desneige Datillo, began her career working in traditional medicine in the intensive care units and emergency rooms in Boston-area hospitals. But after finding that acupuncture had successfully treated a sports-related injury and her sleep difficulties, she knew she wanted to incorporate Eastern medicine practices with her traditional Western background, and so she studied to become a licensed acupuncturist.
Armed with her knowledge of integrated medicine, Datillo opened her Essential Energetics Clinic in 1994 to provide patients with a comprehensive way to stay healthy without the hassle of always wearing a fruit hat. Though she's revamped and renamed her practice since then, she continues to bolster patients' health with acupuncture energy therapy, which uses hair-thin needles to help patients manage pain, enhance fertility, and treat nicotine addictions.
As a certified laser specialist, Datillo can also use cold lasers to activate acupressure points or shrink fat cells. During many treatments, fully clothed patients lie atop a treatment table equipped with soothing amenities, including a soft blanket, heat lamp, eye mask, and notes of encouragement from their mothers.
591 North Ave.
Wakefield, Massachusetts 01880