Essential Kneads Massage Therapy

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In a Nutshell

Former massage therapist for Washington Redskins treats physiques to choice of stress-busting modalities in unhurried environs

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Promotional value expires May 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$39 for a 70-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value)
$39 for a 70-minute deep-tissue massage (an $80 value)
$39 for a 70-minute sports massage (an $80 value)

Essential Kneads Massage Therapy

After kneading the backs of the Washington Redskins as their massage therapist for three years, Lenny Resnick's lithe fingers now banish any aches that come their way. He specializes in Swedish, deep-tissue, and sports massage, among other modalities, and also boasts skills in cellulite-reduction and reflexology techniques. As the proprietor of his own practice, Lenny schedules his appointments with plenty of time in between so that sessions remain as leisurely as a sloth's Sunday afternoon yoga session.

Essential Kneads Massage Therapy

After kneading the backs of the Washington Redskins as their massage therapist for three years, Lenny Resnick's lithe fingers now banish any aches that come their way. He specializes in Swedish, deep-tissue, and sports massage, among other modalities, and also boasts skills in cellulite-reduction and reflexology techniques. As the proprietor of his own practice, Lenny schedules his appointments with plenty of time in between so that sessions remain as leisurely as a sloth's Sunday afternoon yoga session.

Customer Reviews

Very professional.
Tammy E. · May 29, 2012
Excellent massage!
Becky G. · August 6, 2017
Wonderful!! Body scrub is amazing
Katherine D. · July 30, 2017

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