70-Minute Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Sports Massage at Essential Kneads Massage Therapy (51% Off)

Essential Kneads Massage Therapy

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(145 ratings)

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JG

James G. ·
July 4, 2015
Whole hour of non stop message. Great professional work.

NM

Natasha M. · 1 review
January 2, 2013
They say word of mouth is the best advertisement. If so, your business is in for an overwhelming surprise. I had a great massage and I'm telling everyone!

BF

Bob F. · 2 reviews
· November 22, 2017
Very relaxing.

What You'll Get


Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$39 for a 70-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value) $39 for a 70-minute deep-tissue massage (an $80 value) $39 for a 70-minute sports massage (an $80 value)

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only with Lenny Resnick. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Essential Kneads Massage Therapy


After kneading the backs of the Washington Redskins as their massage therapist for three years, Lenny Resnick's lithe fingers now banish any aches that come their way. He specializes in Swedish, deep-tissue, and sports massage, among other modalities, and also boasts skills in cellulite-reduction and reflexology techniques. As the proprietor of his own practice, Lenny schedules his appointments with plenty of time in between so that sessions remain as leisurely as a sloth's Sunday afternoon yoga session.

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