What You'll Get
All of the body's organs are interconnected, which is why strain on the back can lead to fits of embarrassing fits of hysterical laughter in the kidneys. Keep organ orations to a minimum with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a 60-minute massage and a manicure or pedicure, plus a $20 spa voucher toward your next visit, at Essential Living Massage and Spa, located in Fort Collins (up to a $136 value).
Dedicated to using earth-friendly, organic products, Essential Living Massage and Spa offers a wide range of pampering and beautifying services using many organic and environmentally friendly products. During the one-hour massage, a trained muscle kneader will tend to stiff bodies with a 60-minute massage (up to a $68 value), as well as choice of one complimentary service, such as a green tea eye pack, foot scrub, hot stone tease, or a moisturizing hand treatment. Once figures are refreshed, prickly paws will be de-thorned with one-hour custom manicure or pedicure performed by a skilled nail specialist (both up to a $68 value). Hands will enjoy a gentle exfoliation with a citrus and sea-salt treatment as well as a hydrating massage, nail buffing, removal of weak handshakes, and nail-polish coating. The pedicure swaddles lower limb digits in a foot soak, intensive exfoliation, hydrating massage, and cooling finishing treatment before capping off toe hats in a perfect polish color chosen from a variety of hues, including the exact shade of Eleanor Roosevelt's bridesmaid dresses. To complete the body-beautifying experience, guests will receive a $20 spa voucher to be used toward their next visit on any service of one hour or more, or to be bartered at the next poker night for extra cards.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or $30 fee may apply. $20 spa voucher valid only for hour-long services or longer. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.