$60 for a Half-Hour Sauna Session and a One-Hour Rejuvenation Massage from The Essential Touch Therapeutic Massage and Wellness Center ($120 Value)


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In a Nutshell

  • Private, relaxing atmosphere
  • Infrared, dry-air sauna
  • Experienced therapists

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Feb 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 3 add'l as gifts. By appt only. 24hr cancel notice req'd. Not valid for upgrades or couples massage. Must provide bathing suit & towel. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a half-hour sauna session and a one-hour rejuvenation massage at The Essential Touch Therapeutic Massage & Wellness Center (a $120 value). Steeped in a medley of Eastern and Western massage-therapy treatments, Essential Touch's essence exorcists evict stressful spirits and toxic freeloaders through a variety of soothing techniques. Pretreat peaked protoplasm with a simmering 30-minute stretch in Essential Touch's TheraSauna, with spectrum-sizzling infrared heat that warms bodies and keeps the surrounding air cool to protect sensitive lungs and visiting Norwegian genies. Guests then retreat to a private therapy center, where tense limbs are swaddled in organic cotton linens for an individual massage. Calibrated to strengthen bodily systems and restore lost energy, the 60-minute treatments keep lone wolves limber and wolf-hunter twosomes free from stress and the curse of marital lycanthropy.

Guests are required to bring their own bathing suit and towel to wear in the sauna.

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