What You'll Get
As with a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffied and buttered with today’s soothing Groupon to Essential Wellness. Choose from the following options:
- For $27, you get a 60-minute customized or prenatal massage (a $55 value).
- For $32, you get a 75-minute customized massage (a $65 value).
- For $37, you get a 75-minute hot-stone massage (a $75 value).<p>
Licensed massage therapist Nikita Burks vanquishes troublesome aches with her soothing grip during a variety of massage sessions. The full body customized massage tailors each stroke to the client’s specific sore spots, kneading away discomfort caused by old sports injuries or nights spent sleeping inside tumble dryers. Float away on a cloud of relaxation during the hot stone massage, which relieves tense tendons and melts away stress with strategically placed heated stones. Expectant mothers find relief from the pains of carrying a person on their person during prenatal massages that hone in on areas of tension and fatigue. After massage sessions, the relaxation experts provide guests with water to help them re-hydrate and flush toxins from their system.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or $15 fee may apply. Massages are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.