What You'll Get
Vaporize rogue hair with today's Groupon from the future: three laser hair-removal treatment sessions for $125 at Essentials Laser & Med Spa in Brockton, a $375 value. Leave your skin smoothy-silk and stubble-free, making your razor quiver with envy as it sits lonely and unused in your shower caddy.
Laser light is a quick, painless, and effective method for removing unwanted hair. A long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Essentials offers elos (electro-optical synergy) laser technology, the latest in hair-removal laserology. This deal is good for three laser hair-removal treatments for any undesirably hirsute area, excluding the back and legs, valued at $125 per treatment.
Your three treatments will send you well on your way to hairless harmony, but results can vary depending on skin and hair type. The friendly staff at Essentials will be happy to consult with you on how many treatments it will take to achieve the results you want.
Essentials is located in Brockton and is open seven days a week.
Note: You can only get two Groupons per person, for a total of six treatments. You may purchase more Groupons as gifts.
There are few online reviews for Essentials Laser & Med Spa, but two reviewers on Yahoo! Local give it perfect marks:
- If you're looking for a professional place to have a facial, massage, treatment for skin problems or you just want to look younger Essentials is the place to go. The people are caring and very knowledgeable. – loves2tapdance
- I FOUND THE OFFICE AND THE PRIVATE ROOMS QUIET AND VERY CLEAN...THE SPA OFFERS A WONDERFUL WAY TO RELAX AND ENJOY THE SERVICES... – DAN
The Not-So-Visible Spectrum
While hair removal and distracting cats will always be the primary functions of lasers, they continue to captivate the minds of non-cat scientists as well. In fact, as we learn more about light, physicists are discovering new colors every day. Here are the five most recently discovered colors, and some everyday places you might encounter them:
- Smirnish: A sumptuous, barky sort of color, smirnish is a sort of violet yellow, observable in fong beans and creddlers.
- Mappo: Bright and branny, this color is perfect for anniversary decorations or interior fruit bruises.
- Limpkin: A kind of pasta-y, ulterior beige, limpkin is wildly popular in gender-neutral nurseries and often spontaneously generated on the underside of frightened chameleons.
- Tapersnackle: A filthy, awful color. Forget we mentioned it.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 23, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Not valid for laser hair removal treatments on back or legs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Essentials Laser & Med Spa
Through loyal customers and enthusiastic referrals, the skincare specialists at Essentials Laser & Med Spa refresh skin and slather on the relaxation in a soothing environment. While friends and family members relish facials and massages, technicians target sagging skin, prickly fuzz, and unwanted lumps with laser beams, Botox, and medical-grade steamrollers.