When stranded in the wilderness, glasses can help you convert sunbeams into fire or look smart as you explain the inedibility of man to a family of grizzly bears. Equip your eyes for the Great Outdoors with today's Groupon: for $59, you get $200 toward prescription glasses or sunglasses at Essex Fashion Optical in West Caldwell.
Lofty frame bearing towers showcase hundreds of chic styles by Gucci, Armani, and Maui Jim in the comfortable interior of Essex Fashion Optical. After analyzing face shape, complexions, and assessing the load-bearing capacity of dainty nose bridges, eye stylists match peepers with a flattering basic frame ($59+) or designer selections by Michael Kors ($239) or Ray-Ban ($119+). Designer sunglasses ($119–$389) also grace store shelves, wagging their stems with excitement at finding a loving face to call home. Though useful without lenses as an emergency pencil organizer, frames can be outfitted with single vision ($99+) or progressive lenses ($199+).
Lest one accidentally expose their faces to a gang of finger-painting kindergarteners, Essex Fashion Optical's smiling staff members are always available for complimentary glasses cleaning and adjustment services. Though not included in this Groupon, those in need of an eye exam can schedule an appointment with the highly experienced optician on premises.