What You'll Get
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a Magnum parasail flight for two from Estero Island Parasail, in conjunction with Holiday Water Sports and Mid Island Water Sports (a $150 value). This deal is valid at the Sandpiper Gulf Resort, Holiday Inn, Best Western, and Pink Shell locations in Fort Myers.
Estero Island Parasail's USCG-certified captains safely guide guests through exciting airborne tours of the coastal sky. During a Magnum parasail flight, visitors ride for 12–14 minutes, which includes two free-fall toe dips in the salty spray below to rinse off stowaway seagulls clinging to passengers' feet. During their side-by-side tandem flight, two guests take off and land directly on board the passenger winch boat and enjoy ocean vistas during their time in the air. During the tour, crews snap a digital VIP picture of each tourist, good for a half-price future trip or for proving to disbelieving friends that seagulls can high-five.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for tandem flight. Must sign waiver. Not valid 9/13/11-9/24/11 or 4/1/12-4/15/12. Subject to weather. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Estero Island Parasail
The adrenaline junkies at Estero Island Parasail send guests soaring through clear Floridian skies whether it's warm or cold. Their small fleet of powerboats cuts through Gulf waves as parachutes carry guests high into the sky and back down to the water's surface to avoid collisions with low-flying UFOs or for quick dips into the sea.